A blogging "funny"

When you manage a blog, you can track pageviews, browser types, most popular posts, etc. On any given day I can see that I have visitors from the US, Australia, Italy, China and the Ukraine. Cute "kid" pictures are popular as are gardening (failures!) and cheesemaking. A nice feature of blogger is that search terms are tracked, ie how do visitors find my blog? Do they type in a specific pedigree? Or breed name? Or Capra Lane? Today I had a unique search request:

Boy oh boy. Somewhere in the world a teenage boy is disappointed that all 'teats' aren't created equal. . .