The good, the bad and the ugly

“The rain to the wind said, You push and I'll pelt.' They so smote the garden bed,  That the flowers actually knelt, And lay lodged--though not dead. I know how the flowers felt.” ~ Robert Frost

Rain.

More rain. 

Rain is all three. Good, bad, ugly. Good for the hayfield, good for the lawn, the aquifer and the birds. Bad when it  floods the fields and the driveway and hovers at ankle level in areas muddled with multi-species poop. (this is starting to feel like a country song) Ugly when it continues for 16 days and even the goats are crabby and tired of laying in damp ick. The garden drowned, pepper plants are laid out flat with scraggly yellow leaves pining for sunshine, the tomatoes don't look much different than they did when I put them in the ground. Mosquitoes are thriving and slowly sucking the life out of us which makes porch time uncomfortable and brief. But eventually the rains ended, the puddles dried and we hurried to cut our hay during the week long heat wave that followed. We were thankful to put away 400 bales last week, not to shabby for a bunch of city folk.

Hay is GOOD. Always.

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If you go to Gettysburg and take the time, maybe take a tour, maybe just drive around, read some of the monuments, read some of the plaques, you will come away changed. ~ Jeff Shaara

Gettysburg is good. My mom, sister and I revisited the town for the 150th anniversary, almost exactly 20 years after our first trip there. 

Also good was the national park services' efforts to restore the 'battlefield' to its appearance at the time of the civil war. Encampments, reenactments, hospitals and even the landscape down to the fences and trees were reflective of 1863. 

Good and bad were the thousands upon thousands of dedicated reenactors who descended on the town. Obviously knowledgeable and dedicated but a little odd in that they seemed to have......expectations. Some acted as though they were deserving of a fan club. Some clearly still live with mom...in the basement. 

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“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”Jim Davis, 'Garfield'

Which of these things is not like the other? Looks like a zucchini snuck into the watermelon patch. It was white inside, seeds as large as pumpkin seeds and a sweet watermelon-ish smell. Any ideas? Nothing I planted. We are one week into the zucchini harvesting season and I'm already over it. Zucchini is quickly moving from the 'good' column into the 'bad' column. 

Zucchini blossoms, however, are GOOD. Very good. I have fried at least 4 batches in finely ground farina and beer, along with some freakishly large sage leaves from the garden. The season is short, and fresh is the only way so we make the most of it.  

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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

Chocolate is GOOD. This is our favorite. We always have a bar in the house, one square after dinner every day, it even has an assigned spot near the napkin holder. 

Chocolate is BAD, when your 'big' dog steals hamburger buns and inadvertently knocks down the chocolate and your 'little' dog eats it, foil and all. A little peroxide, a little barfing, a little activated charcoal and a little lethargy later, Tinder is doing a-Ok now. 

Kaelyn is still waiting for her mimosa. She also turned 11 last week and we've been so busy we haven't made it to Dairy Queen yet. Soon, Kaelyn, soon...

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“Inside a barn is a whole universe, with its own time zone and climate and ecosystem, a shadowy world of swirling dust illuminated in tiger stripes by light shining through the cracks between the boards. ” 
― Carolyn Jourdan

Progress is GOOD. Constant reorganizing and remodeling and flip-flopping form over function resulted in a new / old sink and new cabinetry in the barn. Still waiting on concrete. Not having our own concrete truck and having to rely on contractors who have no set schedule = BAD.

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“People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs.” 
― Mary Ann Shaffer

Eggs are GOOD. New birds have been integrated with old, Calvin Klein played an integral role again. The black bird in the back? Last years' penguin chick 'freebie'. Doing well. 

Chickens are birds. Birds are BAD. Terrifying. We are starting to wonder if the pretty one in front is a rooster. It is very tall and very colorful, no way in hell I'm getting close enough to check. 

A new chicken yard is GOOD. They now have rotating pastures so fresh greenery and bugs are always at the ready. 

Home grown chicken is GOOD. And tasty. 5 weeks to go!

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“In summer the empire of insects spreads.” ― Adam Zagajewski

Flies are BAD. And UGLY. Really #$%^^&* BAD!!! My fly swatter has seen better days. I go on a daily rampage. I can't work, eat or sleep with annoying vermin buzzing around my head. Where there are livestock, there are inevitably flies. Where there are pets going in and out, there are flies. Where there is a dead mouse stuck under your garage step, there are flies. All attempts at fly control have failed us. Any suggestions???

Is he laughing at me?